Rude Bitches Make Me Tired by Celia Rivenbark

This one’s for anyone who likes their humor shaken, stirred or straight up!īelle Weather: Mostly Sunny With a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits… The queen of all that’s sassy and the expert of all that’s trashy storms back with a hilarious collection of laugh-out-loud essays on topics including: The Joys of Remodeling Tara, the Truth about Nature Deficit Disorder, the Beauty of Bedazzlers, Why French Women Suck at Competitive Eating, Britney’s To-Do List (Pick Okra, Cover that Thang Up…), Harry Potter Bitch-Slappin’ Nancy Drew and much, much more.īook Buzz: “Readers will laugh out loud over her commentary on status mothers…enjoy a rollicking run ride with one of the funniest of Southern writers, one who appeals to the “belle” in all of us–Booklist

Filled to the brim with belly laughs, Drink is topped off with a collection of genuine southern recipes to comfort your soul and cure your hangover.

Whether she’s trying to convince her mama to be her senior bingo “beard,” flying on the fictional (or is it?) One Hot Mess Airlines, contemplating Action Figure Jesus or trying to convince Clay Aiken fans that he’ll never marry their glandular daughters, Celia’s having some fun now. You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Mornin’: So new it’s got puppy breath, this fifth collection of funny stuff covers it all: From religion to recipes,from car-pooling to cat-whispering, Rivenbark dishes up hilarious new essays for anyone born south of somewhere. Purchase Now: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Indie Bound You Don’t Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool: With her trademark style of Southern snark and sass, Celia channels her inner Betty Draper and sheres her thoughts on everything from terrorists to Twitter to “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” This one is guaranteed to make you laugh hard enough to split your yoga pants. Order Now: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Indie Bound Laugh and learn in this rebellious, irreverent take on proper behavior, Celia-style. This isn’t your grandma’s etiquette book because, chances are, Granny never had to deal with someone else’s ass sweat at the gym. Always sensible and mildly profane, “Rude” uses a common-sense but hilarious approach to such etiquette quandaries as how to deal with braggy playground moms, slow walkers, close talkers, gluten whiners, and so much more.

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired is Celia Rivenbark’s seventh book of side-splitting humor and her very first single-subject book.

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired by Celia Rivenbark